March, 2003

well… today i became a man.
for the first time (in Japan) i went to the doctor's office…

I dont know, but there is something very liberating, when they ask you to go to a bathroom located on the oposite end of the hospital, to take a leak into a cup and bring it back.

THERE WAS NO LID !
and
if that ojiisan that just fell out of nowhere right into my path, came just 2 cm closer to my elbow, he'd have contents of THE CUP all over him… Then, of course, i had to manouver through the swarm of kids… but i did it.
the official score:
Me with THE CUP: 34, Japan: NULL!!!
HA

then, tryumphant, all smiles,
you just go back to the lady in the window, and hand her the cup of warm, slightly-effervescing, hay-colored (i guess that depends), liquid with that unmistake scent of… well… piss, that she humbly accepts, swirls, while curiously examining it and then passes it along to some other clerks for further… enjoment (?).

Well i got what i wanted, a bag of drugs, HA, now excuse me while i'll start the consumption.
*…diggin in the bag, picking up one deliciously looking capsule, watching it's colorful coating sparkle in the fluorescent light, finally putting it slowly in my mouth and biting on it gently…*
“…mmm Penicillin, my favourite”

see y'all in a week 😉
shpakOO

This is what i found in the mail yesterday, thanks to my Friend Russel, who apparently enjoys tormenting me like that… i stayed till 2 am, but solved the gawd-damned puzzle. Try it 😉

ALBERT EINSTEIN'S RIDDLE
ARE YOU IN THE TOP 2% OF INTELLIGENT PEOPLE IN THE WORLD?
SOLVE THE RIDDLE AND FIND OUT

There are no tricks, just pure logic, so good luck and don't give up.
1. In a street there are five houses, painted five different colors.
2. in each house lives a person of different nationality
3. These five homeowners each drink a different kind of beverage, smoke a different brand of cigar and keep a different pet.
THE QUESTION:
WHO OWNS THE FISH?

HINTS:
1. The Brit lives in a red house.
2. The Swede keeps dogs as pets.
3. The Dane drinks tea.
4. The Green house is on the left of the White house.
5. The owner of the Green house drinks coffee.
6. The person who smokes Pall Mall rears birds.
7. The owner of the Yellow house smokes Dunhill.
8. The man living in the center house drinks milk.
9. The Norwegian lives in the first house.
10. The man who smokes Blends lives next to the one who keeps cats.
11. The man who keeps horses lives next to the man who smokes Dunhill.
12. The man who smokes Blue Master drinks beer.
13. The German smokes Prince.
14. The Norwegian lives next to the blue house.
15. The man who smokes Blends has a neighbor who drinks water.

ALBERT EINSTEIN WROTE THIS RIDDLE EARLY DURING THE 19th CENTURY. HE SAID THAT 98% OF THE WORLD POPULATION WOULD NOT

BE ABLE TO SOLVE IT.