well… today i became a man.
for the first time (in Japan) i went to the doctor's office…
I dont know, but there is something very liberating, when they ask you to go to a bathroom located on the oposite end of the hospital, to take a leak into a cup and bring it back.
THERE WAS NO LID !
and
if that ojiisan that just fell out of nowhere right into my path, came just 2 cm closer to my elbow, he'd have contents of THE CUP all over him… Then, of course, i had to manouver through the swarm of kids… but i did it.
the official score:
Me with THE CUP: 34, Japan: NULL!!!
HA
then, tryumphant, all smiles,
you just go back to the lady in the window, and hand her the cup of warm, slightly-effervescing, hay-colored (i guess that depends), liquid with that unmistake scent of… well… piss, that she humbly accepts, swirls, while curiously examining it and then passes it along to some other clerks for further… enjoment (?).
Well i got what i wanted, a bag of drugs, HA, now excuse me while i'll start the consumption.
*…diggin in the bag, picking up one deliciously looking capsule, watching it's colorful coating sparkle in the fluorescent light, finally putting it slowly in my mouth and biting on it gently…*
“…mmm Penicillin, my favourite”
see y'all in a week 😉
shpakOO